“Show her! Go show your mom!” Cody said through hysterical fits of laughter.
Now that’s never a good thing to hear.
the moosh came up the stairs to me, nothing looked wrong or out of place.
That is until she reached down her pants and pulled one of my sister in laws nursing pads from between her legs.
“IT’S MY PAD!” she declared, holding the round white pad up in triumph.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you have an observant audience at all of your bathroom performances.
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By erin on 12.31.07 2:04 am | Permalink
your kid is hilarious.
and smart.
i love this…
By andi on 12.31.07 2:55 am | Permalink
Awesome.
By Loralee on 12.31.07 4:05 am | Permalink
Twitter: @looneytunes
I’ve been waiting about 25 years for a story to top the one where I went to school wearing a Kotex on my forehead as a band aid in the first grade.
Um.
I think the Moosh just swooped me.
By Grandy on 12.31.07 4:33 am | Permalink
NICE!!! Someone’s definitely paying attention!!
By Antonette on 12.31.07 8:13 am | Permalink
My son refers to pads as “mommy’s diapers.”
Has she asked you out in public yet if you need one? Mine has. lol
By Butrfly Garden on 12.31.07 8:22 am | Permalink
HAHA. I remember my little sister would always ask my mom, “Mommmmmmy? Your butt bleeding? Your butt need a band-aid? Cuz your butt bleeding? Why your butt bleeding, mommy?”
I realized just yesterday (when I had to semi-explain my feminine products) that I have NEVER had that problem with Sunshine. Chalk one great thing up to being a Step.
By LifeAsIKnowIt on 12.31.07 10:14 am | Permalink
Twitter: @LifeAsIKnowIt
Oh. My. God.
That was funny!
By Danielle on 12.31.07 11:10 am | Permalink
I too always have an audience in the bathroom and as many time as I have tried to shoe her out of the bathroom during that time of the month she just stands there are STARES! She has only ever asked me if I was hurt and when I said no the whole thing was dropped but I know a better explanation is coming sooner rather then later. YOU have a creative one and a lot more fun to look forward to!
By Burgh Baby's Mom on 12.31.07 11:22 am | Permalink
Ha!
By Brillig on 12.31.07 12:24 pm | Permalink
Ho. Ly. CRAP! That is hilarious!!!!! She is way too observant… Which is, I suppose, a good thing. But what happens when she does this in Primary?
By Mama Zen on 12.31.07 1:01 pm | Permalink
They never miss a thing!
By Clink on 12.31.07 2:04 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @clink674
I think it’s time you get a TV show for her!
By janet on 12.31.07 3:34 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @planetofjanet
omigod. i’m dyin’ here! bwahahahahaha
By Karly on 12.31.07 5:44 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @karlyc
Don’t you love the observant audiences in the bathroom? Geesh. My daughter will notice when I’m using pads and for the next few days constantly asks if I need a dipey change!
By kris on 12.31.07 5:46 pm | Permalink
Whoops!!!
By metalia on 01.01.08 12:31 am | Permalink
HAAAAAA!!! That is hilarious!!
By linda on 01.01.08 3:08 pm | Permalink
LOL LOL LOL
By Jen M on 01.01.08 3:19 pm | Permalink
My girlfriend’s son told her that “boys have a penis and girls have a string.”
Which is why I lock the door
By BOSSY on 01.01.08 7:33 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @BOSSY
Too funny. Bossy discovered this amazing thing when her youngest was three: doors. They are rectangular and quite opaque and some even come with a little clicky thing. A lock.
By rachel on 01.01.08 9:29 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @sthrnfairytale
Ha Ha Ha!!
By Queen of Shake Shake on 01.01.08 9:51 pm | Permalink
Once, while wearing a pad, Parker was in the bathroom with me and asked…
Mom! Why did you poop in your underwear?
It’s fun times like these that makes me wish we had three kids. snort
By OHmommy on 01.01.08 10:27 pm | Permalink
LOL.
How long did you laugh for? Geez, that is funny.
By cate on 01.02.08 2:54 am | Permalink
oh, that’s too funny! only a toddler can come up with that stuff….and follow you in to the bathroom!
By AbsolutelyBananas on 01.02.08 2:18 pm | Permalink
AAAGGGHHHH!!!! no. she. didn’t. TOO FUNNY.
By moosh in indy. » Social Graces. on 01.02.08 5:24 pm | Permalink
[...] She had asked if I had some extra products available to *ahem* assist in her monthly womanly journey. I retrieved what I had from downstairs and while walking towards her with my head in a box of Tampax I shouted “I don’t really have a whole lot of supers, but I do have an ENORMOUS SUPER DUPER OVERNIGHT PAD…” [...]
By Nell on 01.03.08 10:16 am | Permalink
Ha! That’s great.
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By T. on 01.03.08 3:19 pm | Permalink
My son thinks I’m “putting medicine in my bum” … guess he’s confused with the hemorrhoid treatments….seriously I need my own bathroom.
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