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I faked it because he was hot.
November 26, 2007

 I really didn’t have a choice.

Cody and I don’t have insurance. We go to the teaching hospital on the school’s campus if we need any medical attention.

Did you know that the next generation of doctors are a bunch of smokin’ fine hotties?

Neither did I until I had to go in and inquire about a particularly embarrassing feminine issue.

*knock knock*

“Well hello Mrs. Moosh. I’m Dr. Hottie and these are my students Dr. EvenHotter, Dr. Lickable and Dr. Swoon. It says here that you’re having issues with your hoo-ha.”

“WHAT? It says I have WHAT? WELL, let me just tell you that there must be some sort of MISTAKE! Because I? I HAVE A HEADACHE. Up here. See my pretty head? It hurts! That chart says I have WHAT? No no no, all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies, no, my problem is my head. I feel sorry for the girl that has THAT problem. My well groomed, pretty, pretty head is my problem. Ouch it hurts so bad.”

So I was treated for a fake headache by Dr. Hottie and his Dazzling trio of hunkiness.

I also made another appointment on my way out with a woman. A big, brawny, strong woman.

And made a special request that doctors not be hot anymore. That they all come out of medical school looking like haggard old grandpas.

Is that too much to ask?

********************

On another topic, I’ve been getting some good quality girl love whilst I have been here. I had my second date with the smokin’ hot Loralee from Loralee’s Looney Tunes on Saturday. In all my history of second dates, never has a second date been so wonderful. It involved a dressing room, a blow up doll, a gay man, stylists and copious amounts of sushi.

We put the WHEEE in party.

Blogtastic second date 

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Comments off.

By Shannon on 11.26.07 2:27 am | Permalink

You know what gets rid of headache right? Just kidding. :) You are too funny! I haven’t laughed that hard in days!

By She Likes Purple on 11.26.07 2:53 am | Permalink

Hilarious.

By Kelly on 11.26.07 4:00 am | Permalink

ha! “all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies” Isn’t that what every woman’s girly bits are like? I know mine are :P

Hope your “head” feels better ;)

By Angella on 11.26.07 7:54 am | Permalink

“a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies”

Bwahahahahahaha!

And I’ve said it already, but you two are HAWT.

By Assertagirl on 11.26.07 9:32 am | Permalink

Sorry to hear about your hoo-haw…

ha

By Suebob on 11.26.07 10:11 am | Permalink

I went in to the doc in a box with an earache. The doc said “Oh, you have impacted earwax – I’ll send in the nurse to clean it out.” The nurse was a young man that looked like Apollo – golden curls, green eyes, tan skin…and he got to spend half an hour trying to unearth disgusting wads of earwax from my nasty ears.

God has a sense of humor, I think.

By Kimmie on 11.26.07 11:01 am | Permalink

Oh man…funny. Love the hair. So utterly jealous of that cute hair…remind me of the name of the one who did it?!

By janet on 11.26.07 11:11 am | Permalink

hilarious!

By Charli on 11.26.07 11:23 am | Permalink

I thought you were going to tell us how to get out of a speeding ticket from the title!

You are so lucky! I’ve been wanting to meet Loralee in person forever!

By OHmommy on 11.26.07 11:56 am | Permalink

Stop being so funny. I can’t stand it anymore – you make me LAUGH!

:)

By LawyerMama on 11.26.07 12:47 pm | Permalink

I’m so jealous. And you both look smokin’ hot. But, hey, I want to know what you did with the blow up doll.

Hey, babe, I started a series on my infertility issues. You inspired me.

By chris on 11.26.07 1:40 pm | Permalink

ROFL!

That is really very funny ;-)

By mimi on 11.26.07 1:41 pm | Permalink

Too much, Casey. All that hotness would’ve given me a headache for sure :-)

By BOSSY on 11.26.07 2:06 pm | Permalink

Well – when you put the Fart in Party, it’s time to go back and see Dr Hottie.

By Loralee on 11.26.07 3:08 pm | Permalink

OMG, that slays me.

It’s a good thing that it’s gold and diamonds because if it was white gold, your hoo-hoo would still be at the jewelers waiting to be replated.

Grin.

By Liam Craig on 11.26.07 3:14 pm | Permalink

so hot right now!

By lou on 11.26.07 4:27 pm | Permalink

love it. Oh my goodness you made me laugh my own diamond encrusted hoo-ha off :-)

By Amy on 11.26.07 6:09 pm | Permalink

So so funny!! LOL!

By amreen on 11.26.07 7:41 pm | Permalink

hilarious. at my last gyne appointment, i was traumatized when instead of my graying, 60-ish doctor, a young hottie walked in with the most distracting biceps and piercing blue eyes. he proceeded to do my pelvic exam while making small talk and I almost died.

By NotSoSage on 11.27.07 12:51 pm | Permalink

Goodness. I’d never even considered this issue as I always insist on seeing a female doctor. You’re right, though, a predisposition to advanced aging should be a requirement for medical school.

Though, I’m feeling a little sorry for Cody if “down there” is all about the diamond encrusted ponies…

By Worker Mommy on 11.27.07 2:30 pm | Permalink

Dr. Lickable. Bwahahah….

I need to go where you’re going.

By Isabel on 11.27.07 6:22 pm | Permalink

I find that all the missionaries are too hott for words. It makes me mad.

By Anna on 11.27.07 9:37 pm | Permalink

You and your diamond encrusted yaya are challenged to a brownie throwdown!

See here:
http://hankandwillie.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/how-about-some-brownies-and-pie/

Made your brownies, loved them, but they didn’t win. I think I need a little mentoring. Hope your headache is better!

By emily on 11.27.07 10:20 pm | Permalink

I would have found something else to complain about just like you…..hot doctors should be banned!!! I’m with ya…

By metalia on 11.27.07 11:22 pm | Permalink

Hope Ladytown is healed up soon. Oh, and my doctor? Is *hot*. It’s rough to think about the fact that he, in all his hotness, has seen me BIRTHING A CHILD.

By erin on 11.28.07 2:01 am | Permalink

I would have done the same darn thing…LOL!

By Butrfly Garden on 11.29.07 7:52 am | Permalink

You. Are. Hilarious.

When I was pregnant, my doctor was a good looking older man who always had good looking students with him. I felt like a freak show.

By Laura McIntyre on 12.02.07 5:54 pm | Permalink

LOL Think i would do the same thing

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By orion hale on 04.20.08 9:34 pm | Permalink

i wish i was one of your patience lol

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By Andrea in IN on 08.28.08 3:19 pm | Permalink

…so, thank you, for making me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself. I really enjoyed that post!

Andrea in INs last blog post..My new guestbook…

By Tanya A. Wilson on 12.04.08 5:15 pm | Permalink

LMAO! I really needed a good laugh today, and that was by far a great one! Thanks…and I thought I was a freak because my last OB/GYN who delivered my twin boys was so fine…mmmm mmmm mmmm! :)

By Orion Hale on 01.11.09 3:02 pm | Permalink

I did not leave the above comment. Who used my name. I am not gay!

By angela | the painted house on 01.29.09 9:01 pm | Permalink

Had to comment with your “Dr. Lickable!” When my husband was rotating at the county hospital while in med school, he saw a young female patient who had a tattooed word across her lower abdomen. “Oh, ‘likeable,’ that’s nice,” he says. “No, it says ‘lickable!’” she corrected him. Cracks me up every time!

Hilarious post!

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