Remember all the jean trauma I went through last night?
Take this lame denim designers.

Regular length my keester. Where’s my shoes? This won’t work.

I have a sewing machine, I can fix this.

Check it. Totally hemmed. All by myself.
My awesomeness is available for hire.
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By Christine on 08.30.07 10:03 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @NoWatchMe
Sista,
1.) Can I send you some of my pants?
2.) You have some serious hooters.
3.) Diggin’ them shoes.
By Reese on 08.30.07 10:36 pm | Permalink
I love the pic with Moosh in the background wondering what the hell you’re doing…
By Loralee on 08.30.07 10:36 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @looneytunes
I was thinking what a more interesting post this would be if it was just the last photo and caption.
GRIN.
By Colleen on 08.30.07 11:06 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @amadisonmom
heeheehee
Love the last shot!
By Elizabeth on 08.30.07 11:07 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Table4Five
In that photo with Moosh peeking out from behind you, are you doing Pee Wee Herman’s Tequila Dance?
Totally looks like you are. And I would happily trade all the blog help in the world for someone who could actually teach me how to use the sewing machine I’ve had for two years and have never used!
By Carrie on 08.30.07 11:26 pm | Permalink
HOT ASS!
Those are way cute jeans! You know- I think they should make jeans for girls who have not had babies and jeans for women that have! Like our hips are ever going to regain their girlish charm again! Much to our dismay!
I wish I could sew! Yet another thing I can’t do! (But Jesse can) Blame it on my lame mother! LOL!
By Kimmie on 08.30.07 11:29 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @kimsueellen
Where’d you get those jeans? I know where you got your mad sewing skills from…hehehe…love your buns…oooo hott!
By Biddy on 08.30.07 11:41 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @BiddyMcBidson
and yet another thing we have in common…
and where oh where did you get those adorable shoes?!
love the pants by the way…and the last shot? priceless
By Casey on 08.31.07 12:13 am | Permalink
Twitter: @mooshinindy
Biddy and Kimmie
Seven jeans…Maripe shoes. They kill my toes but it’s so worth it.
By andi on 08.31.07 1:16 am | Permalink
I really must embrace my inner domestic self and learn how to sew as I am no stranger to jean trauma. Honestly, where are all these 7 foot tall women they are making these pants for?
By Kelly on 08.31.07 1:21 am | Permalink
Oooh! good job!! You look awesome, love that last shot hehe
By Butrfly4404 on 08.31.07 6:39 am | Permalink
Haha, I love the one of moosh looking at you like “Hey, lady, I’m the star around here!!!”
hahah, very cute…very domestic…(very jealous!)
By Ms. Crafty Wanna-Be on 08.31.07 8:14 am | Permalink
Cute shoes…and great jeans. I need to find me another pair…I agree with you…the worst thing on earth to do….
Lookin’ Good!
By merrymishaps on 08.31.07 8:35 am | Permalink
Nice job!
My sewing skills suck. I will only hem pants when it doen’t matter that I can’t sew straignt, like running or yoga pants!
I’m 5’3″, and my problem is the “regular” length is just slightly longer than my highest heels, and the “short” or “petite” length is only the right length for bare feet!
By BOSSY on 08.31.07 8:46 am | Permalink
Twitter: @BOSSY
Bravo! Bossy just rolls her’s up. Think: Clam-digging.
By Casey on 08.31.07 9:23 am | Permalink
Twitter: @mooshinindy
It helps that Bossy is a half dozen feet taller than me.
By Erika on 08.31.07 9:24 am | Permalink
Amen!
By Tammy on 08.31.07 9:31 am | Permalink
I can’t stop laughing. Your blog is addictive to read.
Moosh rocks the house.
By NotSoSage on 08.31.07 10:35 am | Permalink
Oh, dude. Well done. I wish I could pull off the jeans and heels look, but I’d just end up looking silly (and doing lots of falling.)
By mimi on 08.31.07 2:14 pm | Permalink
You rock, lady friend. Me? I’m off to a professional tailor to get mine hemmed. Because I don’t have your mad skills. I also go to the tailor to get buttons put back on shirts. Last time Pynchon went in, they did it for free because they felt so bad he was married to a domestic slackstress like me …
By Shauna on 08.31.07 2:36 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ChocolateShauna
You’re so awesome, Casey! I just got a sewing machine from a friend who is moving. I need to start hemming my pants.
(BTW, nice ass!)
By Jenn on 08.31.07 3:01 pm | Permalink
Cute jeans, and excellent job with the hemming! The first hem job I ever did (on a pair of jeans, because I’m short) one leg ended up about 1/2 an inch shorter than the other. Yeah, that was attractive!
By Mrs. Chicky on 08.31.07 3:16 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @chickybaby
Love the last picture, hon. Those jeans really ass-entuate the positive. Heh.
By blogwhore on 08.31.07 4:52 pm | Permalink
nice new blog digs. fancy.
By Binkytown on 08.31.07 5:24 pm | Permalink
Sweet! Can I come live with you? All my pants look like that (the before shot..)
By Worker Mommy on 08.31.07 5:25 pm | Permalink
You’re so hired
By mommyknows on 08.31.07 6:38 pm | Permalink
Oh, to be ‘that’ talented, AND look that good upside down … *sigh*
By Angela on 08.31.07 8:37 pm | Permalink
You get down with your awesome-sewing-self! I’m officially jealous!
By Heather on 08.31.07 9:03 pm | Permalink
I think you just made my panties moist.
Hawt.
By Mama Zen on 08.31.07 9:06 pm | Permalink
Sadly, I am no stranger to jean trauma. Those look fantastic!
By Midwest Mommy on 08.31.07 10:02 pm | Permalink
I need to learn this skill! My jeans always get frayed at the bottom!
By slackermommy on 08.31.07 11:54 pm | Permalink
Wow, you did a great job! I wish I could sew. I can’t seem to get past the whole bobbin thing.
By insanemommy on 09.01.07 12:46 am | Permalink
Nice ass. Nice boobies too. lol….
By Anna on 09.01.07 6:07 am | Permalink
Nice job! And awesome jeans. I just taped a skirt that lost its hem–you could hear the scotch tape crinkling against my legs when I walked.
Then I washed it and put it in the dryer–ooops! Scotch tape melts. MaybeI can send it to you next time?
By Oh, The Joys on 09.01.07 2:24 pm | Permalink
Something must be up with Flickr… I can’t see any of the photos.
By Cate on 09.01.07 2:51 pm | Permalink
Awesome job! They look fantastic!
I remember in high school all my 5’2″ friends would complain about having to get their jeans hemmed, and I was all like “ya? well at least you don’t have to wear flood pants!” ’cause when I was in high school, the longest inseam I could get an woman’s jeans was a 31″…a 32″ if I was really lucky!
By Arkie Mama on 09.01.07 9:46 pm | Permalink
the shoes…am coveting the shoes…
(although i’m totally impressed by what you did with the jeans)
By Mrs. Mustard on 09.02.07 2:40 pm | Permalink
you’re hired. I have to hem EVERYTHING. For me, my DH, probably all my kids, and hell, throw in the cat for good measure.
By Skye on 09.03.07 5:44 pm | Permalink
I feel your pain. Stupid short legs. I still make my Mom hem all my pants…how lame is that!?!