Comments on: *TOOT!* http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/ one stink, dozens of different ways. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:54:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: cailet http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-13155 cailet Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:11:11 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-13155 Hey! I just took up yoga again after a yearlong hiatus, and I had some MASSIVE queefs yesterday. I don't remember this being an issue before, but last night I was hyper aware of the air rushing out of my ladyflower. It wasn't a large class, so thankfully I had enough space between myself and the nearest people that nobody else heard. I think. So embarrassing. Hey! I just took up yoga again after a yearlong hiatus, and I had some MASSIVE queefs yesterday. I don’t remember this being an issue before, but last night I was hyper aware of the air rushing out of my ladyflower. It wasn’t a large class, so thankfully I had enough space between myself and the nearest people that nobody else heard. I think.

So embarrassing.

]]> By: moosh in indy. » *TOOT* part *TOOT* http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-12584 moosh in indy. » *TOOT* part *TOOT* Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:42:59 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-12584 [...] to take a yoga class where my flexibility and bendy parts still service me well. As you may remember I’m quite good at the “plow” pose. It was while in the “plow” Monday morning that my teacher decided to make an example [...] [...] to take a yoga class where my flexibility and bendy parts still service me well. As you may remember I’m quite good at the “plow” pose. It was while in the “plow” Monday morning that my teacher decided to make an example [...]

]]> By: moosh in indy. » Welcome to the place where memes and awards go to die. http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-5819 moosh in indy. » Welcome to the place where memes and awards go to die. Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:11:26 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-5819 [...] “Best Yoga Queefer” or “Best Treadmill Orgasmer” or “Most unique use of Bungee [...] [...] “Best Yoga Queefer” or “Best Treadmill Orgasmer” or “Most unique use of Bungee [...]

]]> By: lou http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2809 lou Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:04:42 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2809 wow. I just found you and I'm laughing my head off. Thank you. wow.

I just found you and I’m laughing my head off.

Thank you.

]]> By: Erin http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2494 Erin Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:42:35 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2494 I didn't even know how to spell queef. Thanks for the enlightenment. When I was younger, I had a friend who claimed she could queef on demand:o I didn’t even know how to spell queef. Thanks for the enlightenment.
When I was younger, I had a friend who claimed she could queef on demand:o

]]> By: Mrs. Chicky http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2423 Mrs. Chicky Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:27:52 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2423 Queef. *snicker* I have never had a yoga queef. And good lord willing I never will because when I start yoga again I'm taking Jen M.'s suggestion and plugging everything up. Queef.

*snicker*

I have never had a yoga queef. And good lord willing I never will because when I start yoga again I’m taking Jen M.’s suggestion and plugging everything up.

]]> By: Jen M. http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2422 Jen M. Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:06:35 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2422 I have your solution. Tampons. Really - I wear one to every yoga class since an embarassing incident in 1998 in a co-ed class that nearly crippled me psychologically. I drove home that night and thought, "How can I just plug that area so nothing comes out?" And then the lightbulb came on. Go on. Try it. I have your solution. Tampons.

Really – I wear one to every yoga class since an embarassing incident in 1998 in a co-ed class that nearly crippled me psychologically. I drove home that night and thought, “How can I just plug that area so nothing comes out?” And then the lightbulb came on.

Go on. Try it.

]]> By: mimi http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2421 mimi Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:28:07 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2421 So the didgeridoo music at the gym ... do you think that's a deliberate queef-masking soundtrack? That would be kinda crafty. So the didgeridoo music at the gym … do you think that’s a deliberate queef-masking soundtrack? That would be kinda crafty.

]]> By: Blue Momma http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2419 Blue Momma Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:30:48 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2419 How funny! I can't pretend to be shocked as the only reason I know what a queef is is because I was a faithful listener to Howard Stern until unemploymnet cancelled my Sirius subscription. I don't think I'll steal the topic from you, though.... How funny!

I can’t pretend to be shocked as the only reason I know what a queef is is because I was a faithful listener to Howard Stern until unemploymnet cancelled my Sirius subscription.

I don’t think I’ll steal the topic from you, though….

]]> By: OMSH http://mooshinindy.com/2007/08/07/toot/comment-page-1/#comment-2418 OMSH Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:31:37 +0000 http://mooshinindy.com/?p=578#comment-2418 Y'know, I don't do this much, but probably because it escapes out the other hole first. Y’know, I don’t do this much, but probably because it escapes out the other hole first.

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